War of the Worlds (2025) Was Bad

…Pray for H.G Wells, who is currently rolling in his grave…

CAUTION: SPOILERS

I don’t even have a funny title. It was just bad. How can I not write about what is somehow collectively the worst movie anyone has ever seen? With its debut receiving a whopping 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, this movie deserves to be roasted.

If you’re looking for a movie to WOW you with how drastic the tables turn from a decent concept to an awful, immature, corny wannabe average-people-can-be-heros-too-type of deal, the new War of the Worlds is for you, baby.

Last week, Joe and I were browsing movies and, unfortunately, stumbled upon the new War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube of all people. Neither of us had heard anything about it. We didn’t even know anyone was making a new War of the Worlds movie. To be completely honest though, there never needs to be a recreation because the originals *actually* based on the H.G Wells novel are iconic themselves.

(Fun Fact: In 1938, there was a radio host, Orson Welles, who aired a radio adaptation of the H.G Wells novel and some listeners that tuned in late to the broadcast freaked tf out. People were calling authorities and leaving their homes thinking that we were actually under attack. I have harbored that info for a very long time and I think it’s cool and wanted to share.)

ANYWHO –

I was pretty excited to watch this, being that the War of the Worlds (2005, directed by Steven Spielberg) is one of my top 5 favorite movies ever. I felt that the perspective of the invasion from a DHS officer was intriguing. Utilizing drones, street cameras, and personal devices was unique and I always love a movie that films from different perspectives (peep my reviews about Skinamirink and Adolescence). But goodness gracious me did they lose the plot and lose it fast.

Let me break it down a bit –

Basically, a DHS officer who constantly spies on his kids using government technology is, you guessed it, spying on his kids (assuming that’s an intentional “the government is spying on you” subliminal message), while simultaneously answering calls from his co-workers. Meteors eventually fall out of the sky all around the world and Ice Cube is in a constant back and forth between calling his son, daughter, and co-workers trying to figure out what’s going on and if everyone is safe. It’s all kind of annoying.

I will say though, there were some cool moments where he hacked into cameras and other devices, even a Tesla, in order to get everyone into safe spaces away from the chaos. That is my final positive opinion of this movie.

(Another Fun Fact: Do you know this God awful movie’s Wikipedia page says it’s based on H.G Wells’ novel? IS THE INSPIRATION FROM THE NOVEL IN THE ROOM WITH US? Because I fear it was nowhere near the director or screenwriter when creating this disastrous movie. Pray for H.G Wells, who is currently rolling in his grave.)

We also get some details about someone called “The Disruptor”, who is an anonymous creator uploading YouTube videos about the government hiding things from the public (don’t remember that in the H.G Wells novel). Turns out The Disruptor is Ice Cube’s son and it’s supposed to be a “gotcha” moment for our MC. I guessed it was his son earlier in the movie based on the dynamic between the father and son in their conversations. It wasn’t very “gotcha” .. The only real use of this character was to tie into the abysmal underlying reason why the aliens have come to Earth.. and it’s.. well..

dumb.

The downfall is the twist of the invasion being at the fault of a singular government official. I don’t remember exactly what the explanation was and I don’t care that much to look it up, but I think it had something to do with the amount of energy something was giving off that appeared to be a threat from the aliens P.O.V. I think.

But brother. It’s War of the Worlds. The entire premise of the original movies (and the book) is the fear factor of Why Earth? Why us? Why now? What do they want? And for the plot to be defaulted to “humans are the real enemy” and “humans are greedy” is such nauseating, regurgitated bullshit. Literally from this moment, the movie takes such a sharp decline, it’s actually disorienting.

Joe and I kept questioning how we were bamboozled into watching this mockery of an iconic original classic. “This is actually so bad.” “How did we even get here?” We were completely blindsided by the hard left turn into oblivion and were so confused as to why the story-line turned into a comically bad wannabe superhero movie.

There’s just no excuse. It was terrible.

I’m trying to wrap this up, and I literally just said out loud, “I don’t even remember how it ended… Oh, God. I do. It’s awful.” While running my hands over my face. (Yes, I had to include this.)

Eventually, Ice Cube, his son, his daughter, his daughters boyfriend, and friend from NASA all work together and use an Amazon delivery drone to save the day. Barf.

THAT WAS THE OTHER THING. The unlimited Amazon plugs were so unreal. His daughter’s boyfriend was a delivery driver and the way they kept plugging Uncle Jeff’s biz was so obnoxious. And yes, this movie is on prime.

It’s like I want to write more about this, but also I honestly cannot think of anything else to touch on that isn’t going to be me just complaining of how horrendous this movie is.

Let’s just do it this way..

Overall:

  • The dialogue is forced and cliche.
  • The acting is sub-par and just awful.
  • A lot of unnecessary pacing to fill up time.
  • The big reveal was disappointing and lazy.
  • The Amazon plugs were ridiculous.
  • The only decent part was that it was a unique perspective, but this was ruined by the rest of the movie. There’s just no way to overlook everything else.
  • This is nowhere near the premise of the novel and I have zero clue how they can say this movie was based on it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get invaded because of how terrible this film is just so the aliens can prove a point.

God bless if you want to see what the fuss is about, but honestly you’re better off doing literally ANYTHING ELSE with your life than sitting for 91 minutes through this travesty of a film.

I said what I said.
– Meg

Adolescence

“The way this story line progresses and the development of each character trying to cope with what happened is incredibly tense…”

CAUTION: SPOILERS

This is a doozy. As brief as this show is, only four episodes running about 60-minutes each, there’s so much to talk about. There are various elements of this show that I want to touch on, so I’m going to break it down into sections so it’s easier for me to write and easier for you to digest.

The Plot

Adolescence is a Netflix psychological drama series about a 13-year-old boy named Jamie who is arrested on suspicion of murdering his classmate, Katie. Each episode follows him, his family, and/or his peers and shows the after effects of his horrific actions.

Now, this is a theory of mine, but it seems that each episode focuses on a different stage of grief. Episode 1 focuses on denial. Episode 2, anger. Episode 3, bargaining. Episode 4, depression and acceptance. But more about that later..

The way this story line progresses and the development of each character trying to cope with what happened is incredibly tense. I felt like I knew Katie. I felt like I knew Jamie and his family. And for the viewer to be put into a mindset of actually living through the events that had taken place is an insanely difficult thing to do, and this series did it flawlessly. To me, this gave us a real feel of the reality behind horrific crimes like this one from start to finish.

The Acting

These actors are no joke. Every single actor was perfect for their role and made this show feel like it was a true crime documentary instead of a fictional drama. From Jamie’s demeanor changes from episode 1 to episode 3, to the Millers trying to act like a normal family after a full year passes since the murder, it’s like you’re watching the real, raw processing, coping, and managing of emotions after such a traumatic event.

Even side characters like Detective Misha Frank, Mrs. Fenumore, Ryan, Adam, Jade… the acting from these individuals really helps tie everything together and submerges the viewer even deeper into the essence of this series.

The Film Style

The film style is sick. I noticed about halfway through the first episode that there are zero cuts. The movement of the camera is so fluid and smooth, even when switching up the character focus. Everything about filming is so seamless and fast-paced that it contributes to the immersive experience of the viewer feeling like they’re right there with the characters.

I couldn’t help but feel that, of course this film style was intentional because it’s dope, but it was also intentional to make the viewer feel the sense of urgency, chaos, and overwhelm. Everything happening so fast while reducing jump cuts to different scenes pulls you in even more while you’re watching it and it’s fucking awesome. We’re able to follow each prominent character and seamlessly transition to different characters and what they’re going through and experiencing. This is the cherry on top of an already intriguing and heart-wrenching piece of work.

The Incredible Scenes

Episode 1: Eddie’s Reaction to the Video

Eddie and Jamie sit side by side in the interrogation room while they wait for the lawyer and detectives. There’s silence before Eddie turns to Jamie and tells him to look at him. He says, “I’m gonna ask you once. Okay? I want you to tell me the truth. Did you do it?” Jamie says, “No.” He then makes Jamie promise that he didn’t do what he’s being accused of. Eddie says, “Good. That means that everything’s gonna be all right, then.”

Everything was not all right.

Shortly after this moment, the detectives begin questioning Jamie into oblivion. After Jamie responds “no comment” to majority of their questions, Detective Bascombe opens his laptop. My jaw hit the floor. We watch, along with Eddie and Jamie, the cold, hard evidence of Jamie murdering Katie on CCTV footage.

Eddie is speechless. He looks over at Jamie with what I can only interpret as confusion, disgust, shock, and shame. He looks as if he’s trying to find answers from anyone and anything in the room as to why his son would take anyone’s life because God knows Jamie never gives us a reason. The way the camera focuses on Jamie sobbing, then focuses on Eddie trying to process what he’s just seen is a detail that cannot go unmentioned. It’s like the creators constantly remind us that this show isn’t only about Jamie or Katie, but about everyone.

Eddie is sitting in complete shock, almost dissociating with his hand on his face in disbelief. Jamie, who is sobbing, looks toward his father, and as soon as he utters, “Dad?” Eddie begins to sob. It’s like, this is his son, but the voice is unfamiliar based on what he just witnessed he had done to Katie. Jamie touches his father’s shoulder and Eddie literally cowers at his touch. He can’t even bring himself to look at him. He shakily asks him, “What have you done?”

Eddie is completely inconsolable, and not that I can speak from a parent’s POV, but I would think that there must be so much conflict in something like this. This is your kid. Your kid has done something horrendous. But what do you do? Right before all of this in a brief conversation with Jamie’s lawyer, he’s told to “Just be a good dad.” How does someone be a good dad in a situation like this?

This interaction is gut-wrenching. It represents denial.

Episode 2: Jade

Jade broke my heart, man. Jade is Katie’s best friend and the detectives go to the school to speak with her. When we first meet her, she’s silent and incredibly standoffish with makeup running down her cheeks. You can feel the pain and outrage that this girl is in without her saying a single word. When she does begin to speak, she’s sharp and cold.

As the detectives question her about Katie, Jade’s take is pretty much like… wtf else do you need to know? Her response says it all:“All you need to know about her is that she’s dead. She shouldn’t be. ‘Cause she got stabbed. She was the best person I knew. That’s it.”

The way she works Detective Boscombe in this scene is wild and unexpected, but she piqued my interest. She is such an incredibly strong character and her presence is domineering in the best way. Even in one of the scenes where she’s a bit softer, she quickly masks her pain with aggravation once again. This represents anger.

I’ll save the in-depth stuff for her character analysis because I could go on about her forever.

Episode 3: Briony vs. Jamie

Oh baby, let’s get into it.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more tense while watching something since Terrifier. We start off by meeting Briony, who is a psychologist interviewing Jamie 7 months after his arrest. The last time we saw Jamie was episode 1, him sobbing, telling his father that it wasn’t him killing Katie in the video. When we see him in this episode, however, this dude comes off like such a fucking schmoozer. There’s no shot that you see this version of him and think that it’s the same kid from episode 1. He has an arrogance in his demeanor and how he speaks so casually like he hasn’t a care in the world. As if he’s not locked up in a “madhouse” because he murdered his classmate.

Jamie begins to get riled up when he’s not getting the answers he wants regarding the progression of the murder case and trial. He completely snaps and we see a side of Jamie that we haven’t seen yet, and neither has Briony. He stands over her as she sits in her chair, yelling at her saying, “You do not control what I fucking… Look at me now!”

Brethren. I won’t lie, this scene, and all of his outbursts, were incredibly triggering. Briony is just as stunned as anyone would be with a 13-year-old going from 0 to 100 in a matter of seconds. She has almost the same look on her face as Eddie did after he saw the video. When the guard comes in and asks if everything’s alright, Briony says there isn’t a problem, and then Jamie calmly says, “I shouted. I’m sorry.”

A few moments later, as he’s pleading and arguing about why and how Briony is questioning him the way that she is, he starts talking about one of the previous psychologists and how it was easier for him to answer their questions about the situation. He says, “The other was much easier. Him checking whether I understand was much easier. Whether I understand what I did.He realizes what he’s said, and without Briony even responding, he spirals. “Fuck off! I didn’t say that! You’re fucking putting words in my mouth. It’s like a fucking trap in here!”

After some more prying and questioning, Briony tells Jamie that it’s their last session, and this sends him spiraling for the last time. He panics about what he said during their conversation, realizing that it’ll be used against him during the trial. He says, “It doesn’t seem like a proper goodbye.” Briony simply says, “It is.”

That’s where I’ll leave this one. The arguing, the emotional and verbal abuse, the excuses, the pleading. This represents bargaining.

I’ll elaborate more on Briony and specific moments in this episode that were intriguing in the character analysis.

Episode 4: Eddie and Manda

It’s Eddie’s birthday and the family was trying to have a normal day, but alas, when you’re the family of a murderer, there’s only so much normality you can achieve. After a turn of events, we find Eddie and Manda in their bedroom.

They begin to touch on why Eddie is so upset, and I genuinely cannot even put into words how broken this man is. A lot of what Eddie is struggling with is acceptance that Jamie is guilty. It seems as if Manda has accepted the facts of the matter, but is still mourning the situation. Eddie says, “I saw what I saw. And I didn’t wanna believe it. And then, when I saw it..” and he taps his temple with his index finger. It fucked him up. It distorted his reality.

Manda opens the conversation of how their son could have turned out this way. How their son turned into a stranger, someone unrecognizable. She says that she noticed things, that they noticed things, but they never did anything to stop it. Eddie then says that they can’t blame themselves, and Manda says, “But we made him, didn’t we?” This whole scene made me so emotional. The pain in both of their voices really breaks my heart, man. I cannot even imagine watching this as a parent.

Another thing that adds to my evidence of each episode being a theme of the 5 stages of grief is when Eddie asks, “Should we have done more?” Manda replies, “I think it’d be good…if we accepted that maybe we should’ve done. I think it’d be okay for us to think that.”

The entire conversation that they had was based on acceptance. They felt as if they did everything right as parents, but still, something went wrong for Jamie to do what he did.. and they have to accept that there was nothing they truly could have done to prevent his actions because, well, how were they supposed to know?

Finally, this represents depression and acceptance.

Conclusion

I feel like we weren’t meant to get a satisfying ending. Would it have been more rewarding to experience this series and see Jamie get sentenced? Abso-fuckin-lutely. However, I feel like they meant to leave us uncomfortable and uneasy about everything. That’s how his family will feel for the rest of their lives. That’s how Katie’s family will feel. Katie’s best friend, Jade. Ryan and Tommy. The detectives. Their teachers. Their town.

This series really makes you reflect on how much hurt there is in the world; how communities are affected by the heinous actions of an individual that ultimately ends up affecting multiple generations all at once. This really made me reflect on how much love and understanding needs to be practiced in our daily lives. We don’t know who is hurting. We don’t know how bad the hurt is. We need to be kind. We need each other.

I’ve never experienced a Netflix show like this one and commend Stephen Graham and Jack Thorne on their execution of this masterpiece.

Stay tuned for the character analysis! I’ll try to get it up soon.

Until next time,
Meg

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When they say Death comes in 3’s…

…I started to notice interesting connections the more I paid attention…

Make sure you read til the end.

I’ve always been both curious and mystified by Death. My dad passed away when I was 11 years old and it wasn’t until college that I really accepted his death. I had a difficult time understanding the “why” and “purpose” of him dying. It wasn’t until I took a Philosophy of Death class with one of my favorite professors, Dr. Shmikler, that I began to wrap my head around the “concept” of Death. We studied a handful of philosophers who had their own opinions on what death was and what it meant to them.

I remember the first few classes, I sobbed through most of them. Dr. Shmikler even asked if I was sure that I wanted to continue the class, and that he would find another class to squeeze me into. I said absolutely not. I felt it in my gut that this was something that I needed to do, and clearly, I was correct.

The name of the philosopher is escaping me (I’ll add his name if I can find it in my notes), but his words impacted me most. Paraphrasing, he essentially said that death is the absence of life. Something or someone has ceased to exist, and there’s nothing anyone or anything can do about it. As blunt and direct as that is, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

Eventually, I noticed I wasn’t crying in class anymore. I was listening to my peers and their experiences with death, listening to the ideas of those we were studying, and listening to my professor. After that semester, I remember thinking, “This must be what acceptance feels like.”

All of this to say, I have a different perspective of Death.

I view Death as a reminder that we are alive. As something that brings the living an awareness of just how finite our human vessels truly are. And that’s something that scares people. Because we are human, we have trouble accepting things we don’t understand. When there’s a death, we’re filled with questions as to why now, why them, why did this happen, why, why, WHY? And the thing is, we never truly get those questions answered.

Death in 3’s

I can’t really tell you when I started to take notice of this “Death comes in 3’s” thing. I likely heard it somewhere, of course, but I started to notice interesting connections the more I paid attention.

Last week, a friend shared with me that one of their friends passed away in an accident. That weekend, another friend shared that one of their relatives had succumbed to an illness. Without sounding too harsh, this begged the question, who’s the third?

When I’m informed of a death, funnily enough, I never immediately think, “Death comes in 3’s!” It isn’t until I hear of a second death, close to when I’m informed of the first, that that notion pops into my head.

So, let’s get into this.

For clarity, let’s call the person who informs me of a death the informer, and the person who has died on as the passed.

1. I take note of the degree of separation from myself and the informer.

Who informed me? A family member? A friend? An acquaintance? A stranger, even?

Did this information come from a person who I’m energetically and/or emotionally connected to? Or was this something that came from an unexpected source at an unexpected time?

2. I take note of the degree of separation of the relationship between the informer and the passed.

This isn’t based off of the informer’s emotional response. This is based off the actual distance in relation of the informer and the passed.

The informer’s reaction to the death of the passed does not necessarily indicate the degree of separation. The informer may be devastated to hear of the death, but when looking at the dynamics of the relationship between the two, they may not be very close. This is not to diminish the feelings of the informer about the passed, but right now, we are speaking very matter-of-factually.

A person’s reaction to death is mostly based on their perspective of their understanding of death, in my humble opinion. And I don’t mean natural grieving and mourning a death, I believe that is different. I’m going to have to make another post in regards to this. I wasn’t joking when I said I’m fascinated by death and dying!

3. Based on the above, I determine the degree of separation between myself and the third potential death.

Based on the degree of separation between myself and the informer, and the degree of separation between the informer and the passed, I’m able to determine the degree of separation between myself and the third potential death.

This is not to say that this is a way to predict death.

I say “potential death” because this does not necessarily mean that there will actually be a third. This is not some type of prediction method or anything like that. This is just a pattern that I’ve noticed throughout the years.

Nor is any of this fact or based on anything other than the way I think about things. Truly. This isn’t a psychic thing either (I don’t think?), but more of just a noticing because I’m paying attention type of deal.

If you’ve made it this far, how we doin’?

If you follow me on the socials, you’ll know that Mercury Retrograde got me good and my original post that was uploaded yesterday was all types of messed up. Somehow I lost all of my edits and my very first draft was uploaded instead. I noticed this because I wanted to make an update…

Yesterday, I was informed of a third death. It just so happened to be the same degree of separation from myself and the informer as the other two.. therefore my theory of the degree of separation from myself and the passed being the same “distance” as the other two deaths in this particular situation was correct.

Conclusion

Soooo, obviously there was a reason why that previous version of this post got wiped. Would it have been easier to update the post? Of course. But clearly, I was meat to rewrite all of my points and explanations with the acquired knowledge of the third death.

Wild, right? As much as I have to emphasize that this is not a prediction method by any means, pretty interesting that the day I upload my first version, it gets wiped and then I found out about a third passing.

What are your thoughts on this? Have you noticed anything similar, or even other patterns surrounding death? I’m so curious, so please share!!

Until I notice another weird pattern about the universe..

Xox,
Meg

To those who have passed that I referenced.. Rest easy. Rest peacefully. You are forever loved and will be remembered.

To those who are mourning their loss.. Celebrate their lives. Find solace in memories. moments. stories. Support each other. Embrace closeness. Embrace love.

Longlegs Notes

  • It’s giving silence of the lambs, Amityville
  • The slow panning/zooming in is cool
  • 4:3 ratio expanding to wide screen is dope as hell
  • Intuitive???
  • Bruh 
  • Her partner (agent fisk) immediately getting shot is insane
    • Best horror movies pop off immediately you cannot change my mind
  • Psych test was confusing
  • SHE’S PSYCHICCCC
  • I’d be friends with her
  • the glyphs are giving zodiac killer
  • It’s like a combo of zodiac, with a film style of Stephen King. Nicky cage killing it
  • “Like something tapping you on the shoulder telling you where to look” – so real
  • I thought baby girl was pulling tarot cards when she was on the floor lmao
  • The 911 call audio of the murders is CHILLING
  • “I’ll drink while you tell me things”
  • Is long legs a psychic attack??
    • He murders them but not in person
  • I like the detective + our MC dynamic 
  • Ruby + Harker are cute too, like a classic introvert/intuitive and kid dynamic
    • Wants her to come to her birthday party
  • I really hope the detectives family doesn’t die oh fuck 
  • Oh she lives next to the house from the beginning (she does not – post movie note)
  • Love her house wow yes
  • Girl shut your damn blinds
  • Her going outside is actually insane idc she is not stable enough for this shit
  • Lol oh now it’s in her house. Dawg
  • Mom agrees, has to be some sort of paranormal psychic thing going on
    • Maybe it’s a person projecting 
  • Oh my god long legs got bars 
  • Honestly love a killer with riddles and shit
  • How’d you figure that out? “I only looked long enough”
  • MC got “happy 9th birthday” card
  • “Prayers protect us from the devil”
  • The camera angles are SPOOKY
  • An algorithm? What in the AI
  • Girl from the beginning IS still alive
  • so first family, camera family farm, started this (i was wrong btw – post movie note)
  • X’s mark the spot
  • The panning past our MCs into the background is tormenting 
  • Yes let’s open the door with a crucifix over it
  • That doll is fucking insane
  • The sound the ball makes that was found inside the doll is the noise MC hears – mom’s note
  • Long legs calling her carrie
    • “You’re not afraid of a little dark bc you are the dark”
  • Oop carrie got a vistor and put Lee’s name (MC)
  • “You’ve been to my house”, knew she was at the Farm house?
  • Lee’s uneasiness is like so human, relatable
  • Omg Carrie isnt the girl From the beginning 
  • Confused by the doll being the flashback, was she actually there when the murders happened??
  • “Happiest of peaches” , gonna start using that lol
  • Lee asked if she remembered The doll, she said no but you don’t either
  • I think Lee was kidnapped by long legs, and she was the girl from the beginning
  • Jan 13 mom called police (Jan 14, her bday, 9th birthday)
  • Omfg connections!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Had to go see her mom, omg
  • “I never said my prayers never once, they scared me”
  • “Prayers don’t help us, Prayers don’t do a god damn thing”
  • Oop mama is triggered by the 9th birthday question 
  • You’re not a Child bc you were allowed to grow up
  • All of your things its all in your room
  • The Polaroids!!! She got a pic of him!!! Smart fuckin girl
  • “You can make me leave, but Ill have to come back, not once or Twice but as many times as I like”
  • No way they found him so fast at the bus stop 
  • Honestly love this character so much, so unsettling, so nick cage
  • The interrogation video is so metal, how he looks to specific people
  • Harker is such an incredible character 
  • IS HARKER HIS HELPER
    • mom thinks it’s the detectives daughter Ruby
  • Carrie said she has seen Harker before
  • IM SPIRALING 
  • A friend of a friend who lives downstairs
  • THIS CHARACTER IS PHENOMENAL 
  • “We had a laugh about it, except she”
  • Work that’s get dirty as it cleans
  • Your house was whiter when I came to visit – purity? Sign of faith In God?
  • Who is the man downstairs? Why don’t you ask your mommy
  • I knew he was gonna smash his face into the table
  • Carrie jumped off the roof omfg
  • Her boss reaming her is unnecessary 
  • Is it the mother as the accomplice…?
  • The mother had to make a deal to worship the guy downstairs in order to save Lee. Crimson or clover – mom’s note
  • Oh no they blasted that other detective, my god dude
  • Ooo her fucking doll
  • “And you’re free too baby girl”
  • Bruh
  • Oop the full story at the end oh my God, told by her mother
  • “No family, no ware wolves (Excluded the strangers part that she said to Lee earlier)
  • A doll maker, a gift from the church
  • Saved her daughter, In exchange, helped him
  • From his hiding place from within the dolls, the guy downstairs did the rest
  • She just had to get the doll inside
  • Oh sick She’s alive
  • Oh long legs was in their fucking basement bro. Literally the man downstairs lmao
  • Ruby’s fucking birthday party 
  • Fuck she opened her doll
  • Oh Mr downstairs is already all up in that bitch 
  • “Im so sorry ill be right back” “No, I’ll be right back” BROTHER 
  • THIS IS INSANE
  • OH SHE SAVED RUBYYYY

I Underestimated Longlegs…

“…Was NOT what I was expecting in any capacity. I was thoroughly impressed…”

Caution: Spoilers

Okay this one is a doozy, so bear with me. While this is more of a thriller than a horror, this movie definitely exceeded my expectations. Nicholas Cage did an excellent job producing and acting in this movie. That alone, I don’t want to say shocked me, but I was incredibly pleased with the style of filming and acting from him and the other characters.

The style is difficult to describe. Based on the intro scene, I first thought it was giving “Silence of the Lambs” meets “Amityville Horror”. However, it slowly morphs into a paranormal variation of “Zodiac”. You can tell where the inspiration came from, but “Longlegs” is absolutely it’s own entity in itself.

We’re introduced to Longlegs right in the beginning, which I wasn’t expecting. The movie starts out with a young girl noticing a strange vehicle outside of her house. When she goes out to investigate, you can hear her mother in the background calling for her. She turns, acknowledging her mother’s call, but she doesn’t respond. As she turns back around, there’s a pale man with long gray hair and disheveled clothes standing in front of her, but his face not in frame. He starts talking some nonsense and the girl stands there, stone-faced. Suddenly, the man lets out a cackle that he emanates with his entire body, his knees buckle, and he hunches over to give the audience a glimpse of his face for a split second before the title screen pops up.

Now this whole intro scene was filmed in 4:3 ratio, and as the credits roll, the ratio slowly pans out to a widescreen. I later noticed that they used the 4:3 ratio to indicate past events and I thought that was a really nice touch. It kind of makes you focus more on what’s going on, if that makes sense. Like they’re hoping the viewer hones in on smaller details that ultimately give hints to the plot.

We flip to Special Agent Lee Harker, who’s getting debriefed with her colleagues about where they should begin the hunt for a suspected killer. I don’t know what it is about Harker, but this first scene, I immediately loved her. She has a relatability to her that pulls you into her character and makes you want to know more, but ultimately, you never really get the opportunity. I literally wrote in my notes, “I’d be friends with her,” and I stand by that.

While her and her partner, Agent Fisk, are in a neighborhood knocking on doors and questioning people about this suspect, she begins hearing a low-pitched ringing noise. She turns around toward a house and says, “It’s that one,” indicating that that’s where the suspect is hiding out. Her partner takes it upon himself to walk up to the door and ring the doorbell.. and this part was pretty sick. As Fisk rings the doorbell, Harker is walking slowly past a large window that has the blinds pulled down. You can hear heavy footsteps approaching from the distance and walking right past the window ahead of Harker. The door opens, and as Fisk is reciting his monologue that he’s said to every other house he questioned, he’s interrupted by a bullet through his head. Yeah dawg, immediately #wasted. The best movies pop off immediately and you cannot change my mind. Long story short there, Harker takes the murderer into custody.

We’re then met with a pretty confusing scene of what seems to be Harker taking a psych evaluation. Next thing we know she’s in a car with Lieutenant Carter and Agent Browning, who eludes to Harker being psychic based on identifying the house where the suspect was hiding out and the psych test. I’m sure you’re not surprised to know my immediate response was, “fuck yeah.”

Carter immediately wants Harker on the Longlegs case and shows her the notes left at the crime scenes. They’re essentially Zodiac killer style with strange glyphs and signed by “Longlegs”. When she’s reviewing the documents and crime scene evidence, she has a line that I resonated SO deeply with. Carter basically asks her how she’s able to make connections so easily, and her response is that it’s “like something tapping you on the shoulder telling you where to look.” When I say that’s the perfect way to describe intuitive guidance and information, it is spot on.

Now at this point, I was thinking that Longlegs uses some sort of psychic attack to infiltrate the minds a family member and has them do the killings. It seemed to be on par with the theme so far with Harker being psychic, and the fact that they believe Longlegs is never actually at the scene of the crime ever. There’s never any evidence of forced entry, weapons are always something that was inside the house, and there’s no trace that anyone other than the victims are in the home at the time of the murders. (Just wait, this movie is wild.)

Harker is introduced to Carter’s family briefly, and naturally as an intuitive queen, his daughter Ruby seems to take a liking to her. Ruby asks Harker if she’d come to her birthday party, and Harker reluctantly agrees.

After she gets home, there’s a turn of events that lead to Harker finding a birthday card from Longlegs on her desk. Somehow, she’s able to decode the symbols in the letter and brings it into Carter’s office the next day. When he asks how she figured it out, she delivers another great line: “I only looked long enough.”

Now, there’s a couple points where Harker calls her mother, Ruth, and they have these quick, awkward conversations. It gives the vibe that their relationship is a bit estranged. Each time she speaks to her, Ruth asks her if she’s saying her prayers, and during the second phone call when her mother asks her and she says no, her mother says, “Prayers protect us from the devil.” This kind of gives the viewer reason to believe that maybe that’s the reason why their relationship seems so off, but again… just keep reading : )

I have to shout out the film style because the movie is already pretty eerie, but the camera pans and angles are such a nice touch. There’s a point where the characters walk past the camera and the camera doesn’t follow. The camera stays completely still at times focused on the backgrounds, but there’s never really a focal point. To me, it gives the impression that there’s always something or someone lurking and keeping an eye on our MC.

“The panning past our MCs into the background is tormenting.”

bullet from my notes

So Carter and Harker head to the Camera family’s home, the most recent victims of Longlegs. There, in the family barn, they uncover from the floorboards a life size, porcelain doll. They bring it to forensics and they’re told that this doll has human hair and a metal ball of sorts was found in its head. When they’re told this, the ball starts making a low-pitched ringing sound that only Harker seems to hear. (Remember that from earlier?) She’s snapped out of it by Carter who says that they need to visit the surviving member of that family, who has been in psych ward since she found her family butchered. Her name is Carrie Anne.

The visit to Carrie Anne isn’t incredibly significant, but we do learn that she seems to recognize Harker, saying, “You’ve been to my house.” Harker denies that she’s ever been to her house prior to that day, but Carrie Anne isn’t convinced. We get some visuals of what happened the day her family was murdered, and it’s all from the perspective of the doll. A key point in this interview, though, is that when Harker asks Carrie Anne if she remembers the doll, she responds, “No, but you don’t either.” Utter confusion at this point, but we proceed.

After this meeting, we find out that Carter is a bit suspicious of Harker because the Longlegs case has been frozen for years and soon as she gets put on it, dots are connecting seamlessly. He took a peek at some police reports and finds out that Harker’s mother had made a police report on Harkers 9th birthday about a strange man being at their house. He tells her that she needs to have a conversation with her mother and to find out who that stranger was and if it could have been Longlegs.

As we already know, Harker has a weird relationship with her mother. When she sits down next to her, her mother asks her again if she’s been saying her prayers, to which Harker responds, “I never said my prayers, never once. They scared me.” Ruth’s response? Not what you’d expect.. “Prayers don’t help us. Prayers don’t do a goddamn thing.”

Harker presses her about her 9th birthday and why she called the police about a stranger on their property. She avoids the question at all costs, never giving a straight answer. Harker eventually goes to her old bedroom to find a chest of things from her childhood. There, she finds polaroids, and we get a flashback of a young Lee Harker snapping a picture of Longlegs right before her mother comes out to question him. Longlegs starts yapping away and says, “You can make me leave, but I’ll have to come back not once or twice, but as many times as I like.” We then immediately flash to Longlegs at a bus stop, with two suitcases, and sirens approach from the distance. The cops eventually surround him and take him into custody. I honestly don’t know how I feel about them finding him so easily, but I guess it worked with the character and the plot.

I have to say, I really love the Longlegs character. He makes the viewer so uneasy and he’s super cringe at some points during a couple scenes where it’s just him. Nicky Cage did such a great job. He knows how to demand attention.

In the interrogation room, Harker walks in to an over-joyed Longlegs, welcoming her in as the birthday girl. She tries getting answers from him, asking him who his accomplice is and who is “the man downstairs”, as he keeps referring to. This guy just speaks in riddles and honestly, I’m so here for it. I love a killer with riddles and shit. In his own way, he explains how the houses were chosen and the conditions that had to be met. When Harker asks him for the last time who the man downstairs is, his response is, “Why don’t you ask your mommy?” He then proceeds to smash his face into the metal table until he’s dead.

My mom clocked something I didn’t at this point. She said that when Longlegs says, “Crimson or clover,” during the interrogation, this meant that Ruth had to make a deal with “the guy downstairs” in order to save her daughter. Shout out to Barb.

Harker races to her mother’s house with Agent Browning, who gets blasted by a shotgun the moment Harker gets inside her mother’s house. She looks out the window to see her mother walking around the other side of the car to shoot Browning one more time, before noticing her daughter standing in the window watching her. She runs outside and around the side of the house to find her mother standing there with a doll that looks exactly like a young Lee Harker. Her mother says, “You’re free, baby girl,” and blasts the doll in the head. We see a dark mist come out of the doll’s head, then out of Harker’s head before she passes out.

Now we get the full story of what the opening scene was about from Ruth’s point of view. One day a stranger visited their home and claimed he was a doll maker from the church. We’re to assume that he was invited into the home because the next scene is of him tying Ruth up in their living room and a young Lee peering through the doorway of her bedroom. Ruth made a deal with Longlegs that if he spared her daughter, she’d help him with what he was doing. Ruth explains that, “from his hiding place from within the dolls, the guy downstairs did the rest,” and she just needed to get the doll inside of the house and watch each family murder to ensure everything was done to “his” satisfaction. Basically, the dolls were harboring the devil and he’d brainwash each father with that low-pitched ringing to kill their family.

Was NOT what I was expecting in any capacity. I was thoroughly impressed.

After this re-telling from Ruth’s POV, we find Harker waking up in what appears to be Longlegs’ hideout… which is her mother’s fucking basement. Yes, Longlegs was hiding out in her childhood home and she was standing mere feet above him when she went there earlier. She hears a phone ringing, she picks up the line, and a creepy voice on the other end reminds her of Ruby’s birthday party. YES, WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE TO THAT.

When she arrives at Carter’s home, he and his wife answer the door strangely smiley and welcoming. Harker asks if everyone is okay, if Ruby is alright, and they both assure her everything is fine and that they’re just about to cut her birthday cake… DAWG. She walks into the living room to see Ruby sitting next to a life size doll of herself and her mother sitting directly across from Ruby. Harker tries to tell Carter that her mother is the accomplice, but it seems that Carter has already succumbed to the power within the doll. It’s so hard to describe the vibe of the room because, well, his wife is inexplicably chipper with a hint of panic and anxiety, while Carter is seemingly raging and short tempered. Ruby is quite sitting next to her doll and doesn’t mutter a single word during this entire scene.

Abruptly, Carter eerily says it’s time to cut the cake, which is quite obviously code for it’s time to cut something (or someone) else. His wife lets out an awkward yelp, as if she’s startled by what he says. She says, “I’m so sorry, I’ll be right back,” to which Carter snaps, “No. I’ll be right back,” implying she ain’t coming back because she’s the one about to get cut up. Shocker, she does. We don’t get a visual, but we hear all we need to hear to get the gist of what went down in that kitchen. Carter comes out, bloodied and knife in hand, and Harker raises her gun and tells him to drop it. He doesn’t, and like the fantastic character she is, shoots him dead. When she does this, her mother is TRIGGERED and stands up to attack Ruby. Baby girl wastes no time and shoots her mom point blank between the eyes. Quite the fabulous shot.

We’re left with quite the open-ended scene as Harker clings onto Ruby and tries to shoot Ruby’s doll to release what’s inside, but realizes she’s out of ammo. Her gun clicks a few times and we begin to hear that low-pitched ringing again. We’re kind of left unsure of what this means, as it cuts to black, then back to Longlegs in the interrogation room who leaves us with a wonderful declaration (sarcasm) that I will not be reciting. If you wanna know, go watch the movie.

Welp! I think that’s my longest review yet, but it was worth it. This was such a great movie, though, again, I wouldn’t really consider it horror. I mean, it’s horrific in certain aspects, but definitely not the genre per se. I’d give this a solid 9/10.

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it stings

I can’t let my head get filled with these thoughts
because then I’m reminded of what could have been

I’m reminded I’m still hurt
I’m still sad
I still miss you

I’m reminded there was no closure
No talk, no discussion

No chance for us to speak unfiltered

No way for me to say how much I love you
And how you broke me to pieces
One time after another

How can I tell you now
That every time I read a poem
It stings a little with the thought of you

Every sad line, every broken word
Screams your essence

And it stings me

11:11

I wish I wasn’t damaged goods.

Small shards of a porcelain tea cup
held together by crazy glue

where you can still peer right through,

used only as decoration now
because nothing poured into it stays.

There’s only so many times that you can fix something that’s broken.

I wish my brain wasn’t programmed to think
that kindness is suspicious

and that the boat is always going to sink.

All I hear is that time will heal,
and there are no flowers without rain,

but when it’s monsoon after monsoon,
and my roots keep getting ripped from the ground,

how am I supposed to trust the rain again?

I wish to be brave when they come along.
Maybe I help remove every brick and stone
as curiosity gets the best of me;

my walls would crumble down
so they could get a little closer,

but I’m so scared of myself these days,
and the way I tend to get carried away.

I wish that they’ll be patient
setting me free from this cage I’ve made.

These walls have been rebuilt
over and over again,

and I’m getting tired.

I wish for them to rush to me,
tearing at the walls,
throwing brick after brick
as far as they can behind them;

reach their arms out to me,
let me surrender every tense muscle
into the safety of their warmth,

pull me into the cavern of their chest,
hand on my head,
arm around my shoulders.

Kiss me, touch me,
love me unconditionally,

like I’ve always loved.

I wish for them
to show me mercy.
Show me I’m not as difficult to love
as the others made it seem.

That love is real and true,
and it’s not this terrifying thing
that’ll break me.

And when they ask, “What’d you wish for?”
I’ll use that same old excuse,

“If I tell you, it won’t come true.”

Heart Eyes Notes

  • First murder
  • Cafe, bumps into Jay.. literally. Head butts like 3 times, over-dramatic sound effects, but I was tolerant at this point
  • MC gets roasted at work, Jay is collabing
  • Introduced to detectives, they obviously trying to emanate Courtney Cox with the female detective, this character was just a bit more obviously psychotic. She just had a look on her face the whole time. (Joey clocked her mentioning the IT guy during this scene, which comes full circle toward the end, which you know I love a full circle moment)
  • Annoying montage of her trying on outfits for date with Jay
  • Date is terrible, she’s just such a bitch, made her so unlikable
  • The POV of Heart Eyes is cool – wanted more, or more suspense
  • Somehow Heart Eyes in her apartment after date, things progressing, it’s looking hopeful
  • we get it, you’re trying to be funny, but it just felt forced
  • It was funny that she threw the vibrator at Heart Eyes though
  • Honestly, favorite scene was the chase scene between Heart Eyes and MC, using the carousel to disorientate her was awesome – WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THIS
  • The police station scene was pretty decent, I’ll say, but they did make it a bit too obvious that the Courtney Cox detective didn’t return within that scene.
  • “he hides in closets” never elaborated on that, and there was only 1 closet he hid in, and that was at the apartment scene…so?
  • One thing with this scene though. My god, the MC finds a gun, shoots the 2 way mirror in the interrogation room and says, “Die.” SO COOL RIGHT? She fucking proceeds to miss every single shot aimed at Heart Eyes. RAGING.
  • The drive in scene was cool to an extent, any time Heart Eyes was on the screen, honestly, I was in the zone. Walking past people and brutally, but casually, slicing through people was fucking awesome.
  • The car scene where Jay and the MC are yapping and getting all romantic having a heart felt conversation that, I think, was supposed to be taken seriously for the development of their relationship, but like, I just didn’t care lol
  • The two of them fighting it out with Heart Eyes and finally killing him, just to reveal that it’s someone WE HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MET, was such a let down and so disappointing.
  • The reveal that it was like a trouple and their kink was killing was pretty dope, not gonna lie. I just think it was poor execution. they could have done so much better with the suspense leading up to that, but they were too much invested in the romance and forcing mediocre comedy relief every time something “horror-like” happened.
  • We stayed for after credits, and they were kind of eluding to a sequel, then we realize it’s just Monica, who btw was my favorite character, and was such a releif because a sequel to Heart Eyes is the LAST THING that I’d want.
  • (If there is a sequel, of course I’m going to have to see it because I wrote this review, but I’ll be waiting for it to come to a streaming platform before feeding the ticket box)

No 😍 For Heart Eyes…

“…I don’t mind the comedic effect, Scream is hilarious. I just don’t think it was done as well…”

Caution: Spoilers

BLEH! Fucking Heart Eyes.

I don’t even know where to begin with my disappointment from this supposed “horror” movie. From the very few trailers I peeped leading up to Saturday, all I saw were raving reviews and ratings (which are probably bullshit anyway), BUT I was pretty excited when I went to see it with my fellow horror pal...

We’re walking in thinking it’s going to be a good, ole fashioned slasher, like Halloween or Friday the 13th. Dude, this was more of a rom com than a slasher. There were even some points where they referenced murders that had taken place and they DIDN’T EVEN SHOW THE SCENES.

I’m personally not a huge rom com girlie, especially if I’m expecting to see a HORROR FILM. Ultimately, it just wasn’t what I was expecting in any capacity. And even when I realized they were going to rely heavily on the rom com angle, they didn’t even balance it out with violence (Alexa, play Violence by Blink-182). Anyway…

I wouldn’t say the movie started out strong, but the first scene was pretty funny and got me locked in. I really love when a horror movie pops off immediately. It sets the tone and suspense for the rest of the movie. Unfortunately, this movie had quite a few lulls where that suspense was completely lost, and it was more of an anticipation of like… when the fuck is our killer getting their screen time?

In the beginning after the first murder scene, they had different types of news reports calling the killer “H.E.K”, or Heart Eyes Killer, which I thought was silly, but like, in a good way. Very easy to compare it to Scream (and I’m going to mention that often, but don’t get it twisted. It was pretty poorly executed compared to Scream).

Oh my God. You know what just hit me? The freaking tagline for this movie is, “Stay Single. Stay Safe.” Within the first 10 minutes of the movie when the news reports are being thrown up on screen, a reporter literally says, “You don’t have to be in a relationship. He kills everyone.” SO WTF WAS THE POINT OF THE TAGLINE!!!

Valentine’s given to us in honor of seeing Heart Eyes.

I’d say it was pretty decent up until the first rom-com-esque montage of our MC and her best friend, Monica, picking out an outfit for her first date with this guy, Jay. (I don’t even remember the MC’s name because she was so unlikable, and no, I will not look it up because that’s how little I care.) Jay takes our MC out on a date, and she’s just a total bitch. I didn’t really have beef with her until this scene. I’m not sure if they made her unlikable on purpose, but there was no redeeming her character after this in my humble opinion. Especially later when she has the opportunity to kill Heart Eyes and fails. Miserably.

We’re also introduced to two detectives who are inspecting the first murder scene, and they’re also incredibly unlikable. They could have made the duo a little more interesting perhaps, but it’s like they were too heavy handed with laying on the crazy vibes. The guy is simply overly creepy and weird. As for the woman, they obviously tried real hard to emanate a ‘Courtney Cox in Scream’ vibe… but a bit more psychotic. She had a look on her face that just gave psycho as soon as she popped up on screen. I guess maybe this was supposed to give the viewers a hint or something, but it kind of felt forced. I think if they slowly revealed that she was nuts, it would have made for better character development.

When Heart Eyes finds our MC and Jay in her apartment, I was thinking, “Okay, we’re finally getting somewhere.” Things were progressing and it was looking hopeful. Right before things pop off in this scene, there’s a funny moment that doesn’t take away from the horror aspect which I appreciated.

“I don’t mind the comedic effect, Scream is hilarious. I just don’t think it was done as well.”

Joey nailed it. It kept feeling like a parody of Scream or something. Honestly there wasn’t really a long-lasting serious moment geared toward the horror aspect of the film. When there was a more serious moment, it was more focused on the romance side of things instead of, I don’t know, the killer that the movie is literally named after???

Like, at least with Scream, Ghostface kind of has a personality / style of torment that is reflected by whoever is masquerading as him. I just wish we got that from this movie because Heart Eyes literally felt like a background character. There wasn’t much development on him at all. It’s like they didn’t give him any uniqueness and he was starting to feel like a mediocre Michael Meyers without any lore.

In one of the better scenes, Heart Eyes is chasing our MC and she finds herself hiding on a carousel that’s set up for the town’s Valentine’s Day event. He turns on the carousel and uses it to disorientate her and jumps on it and attacks her while it’s moving. It was actually really cool!! I WISH THERE WERE MORE SCENES LIKE THIS!

There’s another pretty dope moment when they’re at the police station and the lights go out. We’re lost in the dark for a moment, then you hear the high-pitched whirring of something activating. Heart Eyes turns on the masks’ night vision and the hearts of his mask glow a bright red. It’s SO sick. Like they could have did soooo much more for this killer and they just wanted to shove rom-com down everyone’s throats. UGH!!!

Another reason to dislike the MC so much – there’s a point where she literally has the opportunity to kill Heart Eyes, or at LEAST wound him. BUT NO. Home girl breaks the two-way mirror in the interrogation room and says, “Die.” SO COOL RIGHT? She fucking proceeds to miss every single shot and he gets out of the room unscathed. Dawg, I was raging. (Still am, clearly.)

After this, there’s a drive-in movie scene that’s pretty metal, too. That town’s Valentine’s Day event I mentioned? Yeah, these dorks lead H.E.K directly there, ya know, where a shit ton of couples would be gathering to celebrate the holiday. When our killer enters the event, for some reason, no one even acknowledges him. This dude has been on the news for years (we’re lead to believe from the opening) and for whatever reason, not a single person appears to care that he’s there. So, naturally as a killer who kills on Valentine’s Day would do, he starts walking past people and brutally, but casually, slicing through them and it was fucking awesome.

Honestly, any time Heart Eyes was on the screen, I was locked in. I just craved so much more from this killer and this film, and every time I thought we’d get a litttttle bit more, we skipped over to a different scene. Just so lackluster.

Eventually, our MCs have a little fight scene with Heart Eyes, and it’s honestly pretty brief, which was disappointing in itself… but then they pull the mask off him to reveal someone WE HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MET. With the amount of times I rolled my eyes during this movie, I’m surprised they even stayed in my head.

The reveal that Heart Eyes was a trouple and killing was their kink was pretty dope, not gonna lie. I wouldn’t say I was impressed, but it was a nice full circle moment from when the detective inspecting the crime scene in the beginning said something along the lines of, “maybe this is a kink or something..” I just think it was poor execution. They could have done so much better with the suspense leading up to that, but they were too invested in the romance story line and forcing mediocre comedy relief every time something “horror-like” happened.

We stayed for the after credits, and they were kind of eluding to a sequel, then we realize it’s just Monica messing with the MC, who, btw was my favorite character. For as little screen time that Monica had, she was a better actress than our MC and the detectives combined, truthfully. I hope I see her in future horrors, just not another Heart Eyes sequel. A sequel is the LAST THING this movie would need. (If there is a sequel, of course I’m going to have to see it because I wrote this review, but I’ll be waiting for it to come to a streaming platform before feeding the ticket box.)

I’ll say, too, that my friend Brittany saw Heart Eyes that same night with her boyfriend and she had the same opinion we did. It just wasn’t what was expected. Granted, apparently Rotten Tomatoes’ critic AND audience scores were really good. I didn’t realize I had to make sure a movie being advertised as a HORROR was actually going to be focused on horror, and not intertwined with a try-hard rom-com moment. But whatever. Clearly people liked it. I’m not saying it was absolutely terrible, rather, maybe a bit misleading.

That was my first not-so-thrilled movie review. I do actually have one on The Hills Have Eyes brewing… Although, I wasn’t going to even write it because it was kind of negative. Now, idgaf.

Let me know if you saw Heart Eyes, if you were bamboozled also, or if you were smarter than us and did some research before going to see it.

Until the next horror…!

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Meg

Green Room Notes

  • I feel like I want to write something but I’m just taking it in – scenery is beautfiul though, even the corn fields
  • shoutout to all the cat photos
  • okay, the “we’re gonna drink” and skipping straight to the next morning. It’s giving like disoriented.
  • also love how they made sure there’s lush greenery in all the windows (TO MISREPRESENT WHAT THIS MOVIE WAS 0 POST-MOVIE NOTE)
  • “when you make it all virtual, you lose. you gotta just be there.”
  • MC guy (who fell asleep first) pat? Idk his character is interesting. i wonder if he’s going to be the one who either gets them killed or betrays them – jk he gets them into shit
  • oh no the mohawk guy is suspect
  • i really like the storyline of it being from an up and coming band and stuff. definitely different
  • the lead singer is such a shit head
  • the slo mo mosh is pretty tight
  • SO WAIT THE DARK HAIR GIRL THAT TOOK THE MONEY IN THE CROWD THAT PAT SAW, SHE WAS EMILY AND THE ONE WHO ENDED UP DEAD. WILD (POST-MOVIE NOTE)
  • i’m like trying to process how things are going to end up sideways
  • spoke too soon – immediate anxiety – the whole process of grabbing the phone and not letting them leave
  • i don’t like how the guy who took the phone and who’s like the mediator (Gabe), seems like trustworthy?
  • okay hold on i’m spiraling. THEY’RE COVERING UP THE GIRL DEAD WITH THAT KID STABBING HIS BROTHER HELLLLLLO
  • ugh fuck the guy bringing up the set
  • what was the name of your second to last song? fuckin hard man, thats the one i did her to. DAWG
  • okay this was not what i was expecting. fuck yeah they got that big guy down.
  • “we’ll do it here stage it up the road”
  • ju jitsu bro i’m living
  • “This is a fire hazard” – that’s going to come in handy (it didn’t)
  • This is so interesting, they have like a little crime ring and shit going on
  • AH they staged the blackout to get everyone out
  • oh my good god they have a whole squad going in there to clean up their mess
  • ugh it’s like I feel like they’re going to be smart about this but it’s also a horror movie
  • is there not a window above the flag hanging..? (twas not)
  • I hate that the girl didn’t fucking check to see if there were more people before he opened the door? bruh
  • This made me think blondie (amber) was in on it then she cut him wide open and it was fire
  • oh my god its a drug house. heroin
  • MAN his arm is so butchered
  • paired up with ex marines during paintball is coming in handy, so fuckin real
  • it’s like they’re just real people
  • them naming their last band
  • THEM LEAVING FUUUUUCK IM SKURD
  • i think blondie is in on it still
  • DOGS BRO
  • the red jacket guy is gonna help them oh shit oh shit hell yeah
  • the girl that died was HIS GIRLLLLLLL
  • “he and emily”, their bags were packed, they were gonna leave!!!!!!!!
  • revenge time, red jacket guy (daniel)
  • “wow a conspiracy” “no, just a cluster fuck”
  • oop bye daniel, god damn.
  • I honestly do love when they get the viewers hopes up and then smash em immediately
  • I felt nothing when Sam died tbh
  • Patrick Stewart (Darcy) in a horror film is killing me
  • “they knew real war, they played real war”
  • initiated Gabe into red laces, seems like he doesn’t want it
  • Hm Gabe following them in is SUS.
  • GABE IS TOTALLY HELPING THEM … maybe not
  • where is amber
  • AMBER IN THE COUCH HAHAHAHHAHAHA YESSSSSSS
  • bruh wtf is gabe doing lmfao i can’t tell if he’s helping
  • AMBER HELP HIMMMMMMM
  • okay fine she was smooth with it
  • LOL GABE, SIR, standing in the door way
  • “i wanna go to jail” interesting
  • it’s too quiet and sus. I think Pat is gonna die.
  • long live doggo!
  • so they’re going to a residence?
  • OH THE VAN
  • nice detail, the drawing and doodles from the beginning
  • I’ll shoot you either way if you don’t hand me one lol
  • IDK WHY THEY DON’T JUST SHOOT THESE GOONS OH MY GOD
  • “it’s funny you were so scary at night”
  • wow finally they shot them. idk what they were waiting for truthfully
  • Let’s see what Gabe is up to now.
  • the flashes of that one metal head and the mohawk guy
  • the dog just walking buy them and them trying to shoot. Wow
  • oh my god the dog laying on the owner
  • I know my stranded island band, tell someone who gives a shit
  • that kind of breaks my heart bc his friends would have been so psyched to finally hear it