- First murder
- Cafe, bumps into Jay.. literally. Head butts like 3 times, over-dramatic sound effects, but I was tolerant at this point
- MC gets roasted at work, Jay is collabing
- Introduced to detectives, they obviously trying to emanate Courtney Cox with the female detective, this character was just a bit more obviously psychotic. She just had a look on her face the whole time. (Joey clocked her mentioning the IT guy during this scene, which comes full circle toward the end, which you know I love a full circle moment)
- Annoying montage of her trying on outfits for date with Jay
- Date is terrible, she’s just such a bitch, made her so unlikable
- The POV of Heart Eyes is cool – wanted more, or more suspense
- Somehow Heart Eyes in her apartment after date, things progressing, it’s looking hopeful
- we get it, you’re trying to be funny, but it just felt forced
- It was funny that she threw the vibrator at Heart Eyes though
- Honestly, favorite scene was the chase scene between Heart Eyes and MC, using the carousel to disorientate her was awesome – WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THIS
- The police station scene was pretty decent, I’ll say, but they did make it a bit too obvious that the Courtney Cox detective didn’t return within that scene.
- “he hides in closets” never elaborated on that, and there was only 1 closet he hid in, and that was at the apartment scene…so?
- One thing with this scene though. My god, the MC finds a gun, shoots the 2 way mirror in the interrogation room and says, “Die.” SO COOL RIGHT? She fucking proceeds to miss every single shot aimed at Heart Eyes. RAGING.
- The drive in scene was cool to an extent, any time Heart Eyes was on the screen, honestly, I was in the zone. Walking past people and brutally, but casually, slicing through people was fucking awesome.
- The car scene where Jay and the MC are yapping and getting all romantic having a heart felt conversation that, I think, was supposed to be taken seriously for the development of their relationship, but like, I just didn’t care lol
- The two of them fighting it out with Heart Eyes and finally killing him, just to reveal that it’s someone WE HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING MET, was such a let down and so disappointing.
- The reveal that it was like a trouple and their kink was killing was pretty dope, not gonna lie. I just think it was poor execution. they could have done so much better with the suspense leading up to that, but they were too much invested in the romance and forcing mediocre comedy relief every time something “horror-like” happened.
- We stayed for after credits, and they were kind of eluding to a sequel, then we realize it’s just Monica, who btw was my favorite character, and was such a releif because a sequel to Heart Eyes is the LAST THING that I’d want.
- (If there is a sequel, of course I’m going to have to see it because I wrote this review, but I’ll be waiting for it to come to a streaming platform before feeding the ticket box)
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